Drunk drunk drunk
Joose is fun.
Cha Cha has all the answers. Seriously, text any question to ChaCha and you will get an answer. And watch Darkon.
Bro Bingo is fun.
I love Tyler. Very much. He’s amazing.
I love laughing with my friends.
I love it when it snows or rains when there is no wind.
I love to smile.
I love to see my friends and my love smile.
I love knowing Tolkien’s influence on the world.
I love grammar.
I want to be able to do a back bend.
I miss Charlotte.
I miss Riley.
Black elves are badass.
I love doing secret mission car chases for my job.
I love my new brunette hair.
My favorite name is Jane.
I love Tyler’s eyes.
I love my house and take pride in it.
Family is important, and even when they get on my nerves, I love them still. Even my sister when she’s difficult. I just want her to be safe and healthy and happy. I hope that happens for her someday.
I hope my dad will someday accept my new religious beliefs and love me all the same.
Sometimes I feel I am a new soul and need to really make an impression with that new soul.
I love gangster rap. I love to dance to gangster rap, and truly suck at it.
I love thick socks.
I hate squash and sweet potatoes.
Ann has been my favorite roommate.
I have held the top score at Buck Hunter, even though no one believes me.
Sword fights with forks is the weirdest thing I may have ever seen.
Real men know how to change tires.
Real women can hold their jooose.
WHITE! YELLOW! YELLOW! BLACK!
My favorite color is green. Tyler’s favorite color is brown. Tyler is colorblind.
I hate it when my skin peels after a sunburn.
I hate chicks with fake tans. Leatherface? Trainwrecks? Poor thing.
I like to freestyle when I’m too drunk to do so. I rhyme like a two year old. The sun is fun and I like to run. I probably shouldn’t freestyle.
I hate my bock bock.
I am afraid of the dark.
I am not afraid of snakes or moths.
I miss New York. I miss Greenwich Village.
I am very nostalgic, but I love thinking about the future.
I love my bike. I want to ride it more.
I am a seasonal bike rider and have no shame.
I hope I make a good teacher.
Again, I love joose.
Drunk Drunk Drunk.
The end.
