KateIf I had a million dollars
Posted by Kate on May 2, 2008
I’d be rich!
Seriously though, credit cards are the most evil entity of the human race. This whole “buy now! pay later!” attitude we Americans have really grinds my gears. On that note, I have a proposition: down with money! Let’s get rid of it all! All payments should be in light of the Burning Man way. Gifts of all sorts, hugs, kisses, butterflies, and rainbows. Now tell President Bush to stick THAT in his pipe and smoke it. Gas prices would go down, the economy well…would have warm fuzzies.
Okay okay, so what if this is my Candyland utopia? All I’m sayin’ is, credit cards can bite the big one. I’m done. No more. I hope Visa dies a painful death. And if Mastercard’s commercials weren’t inconsistently so damn enjoyable, I would say the same.
The Barenaked Ladies can also bite the big one. That damn “If I Had A Million Dollars” song is the worst song I have ever heard, yet somehow I find that horrible tune stuck in my head about 80% of the time. I don’t listen to it, nor have I heard it for years, but come morning, afternoon, and night, that song lingers in my brain, torturing me and tormenting me to near delirium. Eff you, Barenaked Ladies. You can share a grave with Visa.
